'Scuse me now would be about right for me to go look at the kitteh thread or think about warm fluffy pink things. Or penguins.
I want a feature where I can click buttons that make everyone like me and block any posts that might upset me.
Yeah? I want a button that slaughters unicorns and harvests their horns so i can grind them up and sell them to the Chinese as an aphrodisiac.