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Xenophon recovering from spinal fusion surgery

Discussion in 'Senator Xenophon And Scientology' started by Resistance Is Futile, Dec 27, 2009.

  1. Xenophon recovering from spinal fusion surgery

    Xenophon back on track

    AdelaideNow... Xenophon back on track

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  2. Re: Xenophon recovering from spinal fusion surgery

    What? No "touch assists"
  3. CantPickaName Member

    Re: Xenophon recovering from spinal fusion surgery

    and yet he still had the backbone to take on the criminal cult
  4. grebe Member

    Re: Xenophon recovering from spinal fusion surgery

    Pain sucks. I hope the surgery will mean that his back pain is gone.
  5. Herro Member

    Re: Xenophon recovering from spinal fusion surgery

    And?
  6. _You_ Member

    Re: Xenophon recovering from spinal fusion surgery

    this_is_spinal_tap.jpg
  7. LocalSP Member

    Re: Xenophon recovering from spinal fusion surgery

    All he needed to do was to see a good Chiropractor.
  8. AnonymousTR Member

    Re: Xenophon recovering from spinal fusion surgery

    If I were a woman, I would want his babies.

    That is all.
  9. JustSomeWoman Member

    Re: Xenophon recovering from spinal fusion surgery

    I fell Xeno's concern. I've have two spinal fusions and one grafting of my abdominal aorta for an aneurysm that did not burst (survival rate approximately zero, even if it happens in an emergency room). Some of us just have those genes that our fathers and mothers died from at an early age, before corrective surgery was available.

    ...and, nobody is going to tell me that morphine, fentanyl, etc., are great drugs. I've seen too many little green and purple people to do any drugs, voluntarily, legal or not. Don't get me started on the connect-the-dots picture on my hospital tray that kept me occupied for several days, completely "alert", because my nurse wouldn't bring me a pencil to connect the dots and let me push that button on the morphine machine. ...or the clock that ran backwards in the hospital room. ...or that time after back surgery that I had a nicotine breakdown and walked out of the hospital in the dead of night in a morphine fog and had a couple of cigarettes at the bus stop. That one caused a rift with hospital security!

    Come to think of it, I AM still alive.

    Anyway, I KNOW Xeno's concern about surgeries.
  10. WTF Member

    Re: Xenophon recovering from spinal fusion surgery

    Congrats.

    Marfan's perchance?
  11. Re: Xenophon recovering from spinal fusion surgery

    Brilliantly executed, pipsqueak. Say no more.
  12. mnql1 Member

    Re: Xenophon recovering from spinal fusion surgery

    Senator Xenophon already exemplifies moral courage, and now we learn that he also exemplifies the physical courage to gracefully perform a demanding job despite past and present health issues. He must have been surmounting considerable pain, but all we could see is an articulate Senator taking a stand against organized Scientology or speaking out about global warming.
  13. RightOn Member

    Re: Xenophon recovering from spinal fusion surgery

    Get well cards????

    well.... I am sending one :)
  14. Sponge Member

  15. _You_ Member

    Re: Xenophon recovering from spinal fusion surgery

    The irony there being that as a 'British' band, Spinal Tap would not be called that as the british name for that procedure is a lumbar puncture
  16. Smurf Member

    Re: Xenophon recovering from spinal fusion surgery

    Actually, I'm slated for spinal fusion surgery, but have been advised by the orthopedic surgeon that I have to lose 60 lbs., before surgery can commence, because he has to enter through the stomach to fuse the vertebrae.

    Evidently, serious complications and/or death can arise if an overweight person received spinal fusion. And I don't have OT powerz to improve my chances.

    Casper had spinal fusion years ago and came out OK, but the rigidity in his posture when he walks is very apparent.
  17. tamphex Member

    Re: Xenophon recovering from spinal fusion surgery

    Will see if I find which hospital he's in (I have a fair idea already) and arrange some flowers or gift to be sent.
  18. xenubarb Member

    Re: Xenophon recovering from spinal fusion surgery

    You gonna sign up on phitter?
  19. Anon123456 Member

    Re: Xenophon recovering from spinal fusion surgery

    BWHAHAHAH. SMURF YOU FAT FUCK!
  20. Smurf Member

    Re: Xenophon recovering from spinal fusion surgery

    Oh, sure. Last thing I need is a crazy, fat cult-tard showing me how to lose weight.

    No thanks.
  21. _You_ Member

    Re: Xenophon recovering from spinal fusion surgery

    Hey smurf,

    I am hoping that you lose that gut!
    My, friend best of luck!
    Get the surgery you need to fix your back
    and to get a smaller crack
  22. juche Member

    Re: Xenophon recovering from spinal fusion surgery

    I've circulated for one of those surgeries. DO NOT WANT.

    Wish him all the best! It's a hard surgery to recover from, but people typically do pretty damn well after it.
  23. rof Member

    Re: Xenophon recovering from spinal fusion surgery

    This is getting way too fucking weird.

    Just keep your surgeries to yourself.
  24. _You_ Member

    Re: Xenophon recovering from spinal fusion surgery

    I had two vertebrate removed

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